If you have a daughter, then this is a must see video. Slam poet, Jesse Parent, recently got a standing ovation for his performance at the 2014 College Unions Poetry Slam. In his performance, he sends a clear, and intimidating message to the boys wanting to date his daughter. I think I can speak for anyone with a daughter, that this dude took the words right out of our mouths.

Jesse's message is clear - don't mess with my daughter. But, the way he puts it is not only hilarious, but just plain genius.

"While you were merely playing war with friends as a child, I was already practicing head shots for the moment you may fall for my daughter"

The dude hits the nail right on the head. While I don't think there is anything I wouldn't do for one of my daughters - especially if some jerk hurt her.

He goes on:

“See I have been seeding her childhood with taproot hugs to weed out indifference and apathy. There will be no daddy issues for your teenage talons to latch upon,” Jesse warns. “If you break her heart, I will hear it snap with the ear I pressed against her mother’s belly”

For more on Jesse, you can check him out all over the web: