If Jon Hamm Ever Ditches Freeballing, Jockey’s Willing to Lend a Hand. So to Speak.
The 'Mad Men' star can probably afford all the skivvies he wants -- but since his jock is in the forefront of our minds and the forefront of paparazzi lenses at all times, he's got an offer from Jockey for free bloomers for life.
Must be nice.
E! Online got confirmation from the underwear giant that it wants to rein in Hamm's horse, with a rep for the company declaring, "Jockey would like to offer our support for Jon Hamm in the form of a lifetime supply of Jockey underwear."
Still, don't expect Hamm to bite. He's pretty over the fact that strangers are all up on his not-so-mini Mad Man, recently griping to Rolling Stone, “They’re called ‘privates’ for a reason ... I’m wearing pants, for f---’s sake. Lay off.”
Just because they're privates doesn't mean they need to be harnessed. And that's just fine by us.