StarDust: Jennifer Lawrence Is Still Hoping You Get the Joke + More

- Jennifer Lawrence openly mocks her Oscar rivals on 'SNL.' And yes, she's still kidding. [Celebitchy]

- James Franco pens inaugural poem about how he could win an Oscar playing President Obama. [Yahoo!]

- Katy Perry takes her clothes off for the 44th president's inauguration - and the children. [Bohomoth]

- Mariah Carey's new single will not be for teens or feature "cheesy-rent-a-rappers." [Rickey]

- Britney Spears' new career in Vegas hinges on if she'll lip-sync or not. [PopCrush]

- Jessica Simpson is hoping for a baby boy despite wasting her boy name on a girl. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Russell Brand mines for gold, manages to somehow make John Mayer look classy. [SeriouslyOMG]

- Stephenie Meyer thinks a 'Twilight' theme park with a mechanical vampire would be boring. [Hypable]

- Tiger Woods asked his ex-wife to remarry him, so he obviously thinks she's an idiot. [IDLYITW]

- Big-name A-list celebs sell their souls to star in the frighteningly awful-looking 'Movie 43.' [ScreenCrush]

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