Stampedes have been known to destroy enormous swaths of land across the plains. Not this kind of stampede, though. This stampede is a baby-goat stampede, and all it destroys is sadness.
Can't get enough of the Olympics? Maybe, you just really aren't into it this year? Either way here's something you don't want to miss! Introducing the Balancing Goats! ... Huh?
Goats are weird and adorable and hilarious in any situation. It's sort of perplexing, because the animals are also pretty talented in unusual ways, like fainting and screaming. Honestly, what?!
It's official -- goats yelling like humans has gone beyond just a viral video meme. Here is Los Angeles comedy troupe Olde Payphone yelling like goats yelling like humans.
YouTuber FollowtheFoot has an interesting idea for all of us. Take the classic "Wilhelm Scream" sound effect, and replace it with a screaming goat. Even if you think that's a totally dumb idea, you still get to hear some screaming goats if you watch this video, which is ALWAYS HILARIOUS.
Now that we think of it, why wouldn't you add footage of screaming goats to as many songs as you possibly could? Needless to say, this new internet trend makes much more sense to us than Harlem Shake videos or teenagers throwing gallons of milk into the air...
Here it is, folks -- your daily distraction from whatever horrid employment you might find yourself in. Luckily, if you're caught watching this you won't be there much longer. Hooray! You can thank us later as you pack up your cubicle.
Things got a little crazy at Lamar Fleming Middle School in Houston, Texas Tuesday morning when what has been described as a "mean old goat' wandered onto campus.