$10,000 Can Buy Something Big, Or a Whole Lot of Little Stuff

A 6-roll pack of Charmin costs $5.77. With 10 grand, you could buy 1,733 packages, 10,398 rolls of teepee. That would make for either a lifetime of clean butts, or one heck of a lot of mischievous teenage slumber parties.

An 8.2 oz. tube of  toothpaste retails for around $2.49 on average. Provided you actually use toothpaste and you're not a professional hockey player, you'll need this stuff for the rest of your days. With $10,000, you can score yourself 4,016 tubes, enough to keep your entire extended family out of the dentist's dog house.

I hate it when I run out of deodorant, but nowhere near as much as other people hate it when I run out of deodorant. The cost of deodorant varies, based on how fancy you want your pits to smell. But the consensus is that the average cost is about $3.49 for a standard stick. With $10,000, you'll never have to worry about offending again. In fact, you can buy 2,865 sticks of deodorant. That's enough to sweeten the pits of 10 1/2 people for an entire lifetime.

A 3-pack of "tighty whitey's" costs around $12.75, if you want a quality, name brand pair of underpants. 784 packages of cotton briefs could be purchased with $10,000. That's 2,352 pair. If you were to actually change your underwear every day for nearly 6 1/2 years. Or , if you want to do what my 13 year old does and change weekly, you can go over 45 years without washing a single pair of underwear.

I'm always looking for pens, and after I buy a new package of disposable pens, they all disappear within a week. The only logical remedy for this problem is to buy so many pens that you're surrounded by them at every turn. If you walk into the store with $10,000, you can walk out hauling 9,900 12-packs of Bic pens. That's 118,811 pens that may very well have you set for life...with pens, that is.