Stephanie has performed standup comedy throughout the country and was recently named one of the 40 Funniest Women on Twitter by Someecards. She's been featured on Playboy (for her jokes, you pervs!), Huffington Post, Mashable, BuzzFeed, The Chive, Someecards and the Ellen Show. She once washed a cat in a bathroom sink at DFW airport.
Stephanie McMaster
Whataburger Nikes Are The Tastiest Looking Shoes Ever
Now your feet can look as fancy as a packet of fancy ketchup with the custom Whataburger Nike.
Most Searched Halloween Costumes in Texas
What Halloween costumes are Texans Googling the most?
Texas Women Ranked 8th Ugliest By Dating Site
The dating app, Clover, has released the most and least attractive states in the U.S., after analyzing data from the app, and according to the results, while Texas is not among the hottest states, it did rank among the least attractive.
Texas Drive-Thru Worker Leaves Mic On, Talks About Weed, Heroin
The drive-thru worker at a Texas Captain D's restaurant had a lengthy conversation about heroin, cocaine and smoking weed out of a homemade bong, all over the drive-thru speaker, apparently not realizing her mic on was and a customer was waiting.
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott Compares Cowboys’ Defense to Mexican Border
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott expressed his frustration with the Dallas Cowboys in Sunday's game against The Saints via Twitter, comparing the Cowboys' defense to the Mexican border.
Priest Accused Of Pointing Gun at Boy For Being Cowboys Fan
A New Jersey priest was arrested on Friday for allegedly pointing a gun at an 8-year-old boy in his congregation because the boy said he was a Dallas Cowboys fan.
Film Crew Robbed While Shooting Video on Houston Pride
A film crew was robbed at gunpoint on Wednesday while shooting a video about Houston pride.
Matthew McConaughey’s Brother Names Son Miller Lyte; Gets Year of Free Beer
Matthew McConaughey's brother, Michael "Rooster" McConaughey, has been awarded a year's supply of free beer after it came out that he named his son Miller Lyte.
Guns Now Allowed At Houston Zoo
Patrons of the Houston Zoo are now free to pack heat while gazing at the gorillas or petting the goats in the children's petting zoo.
Captain Crunch Passes Deez Nuts in Presidential Poll
It appears that Deez Nuts has met his match, as Captain Crunch surged ahead of him in a recent presidential poll.
Portrait of Bill Cosby, Made Entirely in Rapeseed, Pulled From Fair
A portrait of Bill Cosby, made entirely of rapeseed, has been pulled from the Minnesota State Fair.
Mexican Man Says 19-Inch Penis Is Ruining His Life
A Mexican man claims to have the world's largest penis, measuring in at nearly 19 inches long, and says his large package is ruining his life.