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Oskar the blind cat, who seems to have grown substantially since we last saw him, helps his owner set up a Christmas tree in this adorable video.

Cats are haughty little creatures. Their superb sense of balance combined with virtually no fear of heights gives them a sense of superiority usually only seen among Wall Street bankers. But like their human counterparts, they are sometimes destined for failure. The kitty in this video begins with what could easily pass for a Cirque du Soleil audition, easing his way onto two parallel clotheslines

This baby fights dirty in his battle with the family cat for a potato chip that has fallen onto the floor. After solidifying his spot in the food chain by besting the feline, the tot then gets dirty and eats the chip right off of the carpet. That’s just cold, baby. Also, disgusting. Where’s mom in all this? Oh, right. Behind the camera. Watch the battle unfold below.

What’s cuter than a cat named Jumbo Pillow eating pumpkin strips while dressed in a pumpkin costume? Honestly, nothing. But if you don’t believe us, feel free to take a look for yourself.

While this feline is clearly too small for the NBA, his all-out defensive intensity would match any player in the league.