Bless this brave, Australian man -- he has done a service for us all. Here is a video where he says 100 of the worst pickup lines imaginable to women, with varying degrees of rejection resulting.

Hopefully all men will watch this video and never repeat any of these out loud ever again. Also, it's funny. And we might keep the diarrhea joke in our back pocket, since Valentine's Day is just around the corner.

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