Amanda Bynes Has a Not-So-Secret Secondary Twitter Account

Amanda Bynes has been getting a lot of heat recently for what she’s been saying on Twitter — specifically using gay epithets and talking about “ugly” black people. But now she’s found a kindred spirit who shares her exact feelings.

Just kidding. It’s still her.

Yesterday, Amanda began retweeting a mysterious egg-avatar’d account named @persiannyc27:

Whoever does more of the pursuing (stalking on twitter is all pursuit) is more interested then the person they're looking up

— Barbie (@persiannyc27) June 4, 2013

“Barbie” has been tweeting since May 2, but nobody knew until Amanda called attention to her. What’s she been saying? Stuff like this.

@Drake acts ugly because he looks ugly

— Barbie (@persiannyc27) June 4, 2013

The voices in my head are driving me crazy

— Barbie (@persiannyc27) May 30, 2013

You're so ugly I want to stab your face with a knife, carve out ur eye balls and stab your voice box so I no longer have to hear your voice

— Barbie (@persiannyc27) June 4, 2013

When you're in love with someone, you have your own magical language with them

— Barbie (@persiannyc27) May 14, 2013

Sound familiar?

I want @drake to murder my vagina

— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) March 22, 2013

What up @nydailynews? I'm being stalked by paparazzi outside my apartment, so I block myself from them. I know… http://t.co/gjDjsKSbu5

— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) April 21, 2013

What you think about is what you are ❤

— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) February 9, 2013

My dad is as ugly as RuPaul! So thankful I look nothing like you both! I had nose surgery after my mug shots so my nose and I are gorgeous!

— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) June 2, 2013

Love is when two people who have been apart for years want to be alone forever

— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) March 12, 2013

 
Besides their shared knack for calling people ugly, waxing nostalgic for true love and giving instructions to their followers, they have more common ground.

Using elementary reasoning one might assume that Persiannyc27 might be, oh, 27 years old and, perhaps, living in NYC. You know, just like Amanda. As for the Persian part — maybe she really just appreciates Farsi. (It should also be mentioned that Amanda was Barbie’s first follower.)

This should be of concern to everyone because:

1. Amanda could be using a separate Twitter account to avoid accountability for what she says.
2. There’s talk of stabbing people’s faces on said secondary account.
3. The Barbie account flat-out admits to hearing voices.

This, purely hypothetically, could account for the bizarre cycle of insulting tweets Amanda sent and then deleted along with claims she was hacked. Or why she denies being in Buffalo, New York and owning a brown wig when both are provably true.

Maybe Amanda Bynes doesn’t own a brown wig. Maybe Barbie does.

By now you should pick up on what we’re suggesting: Clearly Amanda has an identical twin who learned all those dance moves for ‘Hairspray’ because Amanda’s not very good at it. She then later called that person an impostor to avoid suspicion.

Barbie Bynes could be Nickelodeon’s best kept secret (right after Dora the Explorer’s documentation). And as scary as this development is, there’s not much anyone can do. But Amanda does follow Barack Obama, so maybe he can step in and sort this all out. (No drones, though.)