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Ricky Gervais, Rainn Wilson, Mara Wilson + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (June 20) celebrities got nostalgic, planned pranks, networked, speculated on characters and explained the true meaning of Thursday.
Kid Rock to Howard Stern: ‘Justin Bieber Is the New Vanilla Ice’ [VIDEO]
Kid Rock expressed his true feelings about miniature Canadian pop stars this week while appearing on the Howard Stern show, saying Justin Bieber is in store for a "long ride down."
Ed Sheeran + Selena Gomez May or May Not Be Hooking Up
In what may turn out to be an actualization of Justin Bieber's worst nightmares, new reports indicate that a newly single Selena Gomez has embarked on a romance with English crooner Ed Sheeran.
Richard Dawkins, Keith Olbermann, Billy Eichner + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (June 19) celebrities enriched vocabularies, twerked out, made allegations, babbled, reviewed albums and called you names.
We Watched Miley Cyrus’ ‘We Can’t Stop’ Video So You Didn’t Have To [TIMELINE]
The video for Miley Cyrus' new song 'We Can't Stop' has finally dropped, and it's a veritable menagerie of the surreal -- pretty much what you'd expect for a song that talks about "dancing with molly." (Or "Miley," if you wanna take her word for it.) (You shouldn't take her word for it.)
Chris Brown Says He Has a First Amendment Right to Make His House as Ugly as He Wants
Chris Brown is fighting back against the city of Los Angeles, which is trying to make Breezy remove the bizarre Sid and Marty Krofft creatures he spray painted onto his property that subsequently scared the hell out of all the neighborhood children (and all the grownups afraid of plummeting property values).
Paula Deen Rather Matter-of-Factly Copped to Being a Big Ol’ Racist
Last year Paula Deen was sued by the former general manager of the restaurant she owned with her brother for offenses including inflicting emotional distress with her offensive racial comments. Now, in a recorded deposition, she's pretty much admitted the latter accusations are true.
Charlie Sheen Fired Selma Blair by Text, Called Her the C-Word, and May Be the Worst Boss Ever
Just when you think Charlie Sheen couldn't look any worse coming out of the Selma Blair 'Anger Management' debacle, his tiger blood once again delivers as new details about the spat emerge.
Rihanna Smacked a Grabby Fan With Her Microphone In England [VIDEO]
It seemed some of that Chris Brown aggression may have rubbed off on Rihanna on Sunday, June 16, when she whacked a fan with her mic mid-song during a concert.
One of Charlie Sheen’s Multiple Personalities Got Selma Blair Fired from ‘Anger Management’
Well, that was quick. After a single day of waiting in limbo, Selma Blair has officially been sacked by 'Anger Management' after Charlie Sheen threw a hissyfit and threatened to quit if she wasn't cut.
Kelly Osbourne, Chaz Ebert, Donald Trump + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (June 18) celebrities bloviated, gave organizational tips, forgot some things, reclaimed their names and celebrated birthdays.
Courtney Stodden Got Some New and Utterly Unnecessary Boobs [VIDEO]
Courtney Stodden has always looked somewhat, uh, enhanced. So much so that she once took lie detector tests to prove she'd never gone under the knife before. But finally, Courtney Stodden has opted for breast augmentation -- just as Nostradamus predicted she would.