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Charlie Sheen Calls Farrah Abraham a ‘Desperate Guzzler of Stagnant Douche Agua’
As we reported yesterday, Farrah Abraham and Charlie Sheen have been texting, and she proudly showed TMZ proof of such.
But Charlie was none too pleased about her revelation, and he's now penned an acidic missive to the teen mom that seeks to put her back in her place. Wherever that may be.
Tom Arnold, Ryan Seacrest, Josh Groban + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (June 13) celebrities handled babies, talked defecation, grew mutant elbows, attended important business meetings and got the hiccups.
Farrah Abraham + Charlie Sheen Are Texting About Playdates Now [PHOTOS]
Looks like Farrah Abraham is one step closer to becoming a goddess, because she's officially been texting Charlie Sheen for a month now.
Gwyneth Paltrow Doesn’t Want Anyone Discussing Gwyneth Paltrow With Vanity Fair
Gwyneth Paltrow is inexplicably everywhere all at once these days. She's on red carpets and magazine covers and inside your kitchen dumping your Lucky Charms down the garbage disposal because of their sugar content.
So it's no surprise Vanity Fair wanted to do a cover story on her. What is a surprise is that Gwyn didn't want anything to do with it.
Farrah Abraham Got Some New Boobs [PHOTOS]
Now that Farrah Abraham has a bestselling sex tape, it's high time she looked the part (well, looked the part even more). So last month, she had herself retrofitted with a new pair of boobs to replace the old-new boobs she bought a while back. But since these are way better, maybe she won't be so ignored at porn conventions.
Justin Bieber, Diablo Cody, Zach Braff + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (June 12) celebrities re-watched a classic, planned tattoos, denied getting other tattoos, suffered lingerie nostalgia and made no sense.
Miley Cyrus Is Still Engaged + Throwing Shade at Amanda Bynes [AUDIO]
Miley Cyrus heard the rumors swirling about a possible hook-up with Justin Bieber, and she's none too pleased. So she's apparently taken to calling into radio shows to set the record straight.
Kanye West Denies Canadian Model’s Claims That They Had an Affair [PHOTOS]
In what may be forever known as the last temptation of Yeezus, a Canadian model has stepped forward claiming she slept with Kanye West on two separate occasions -- once during Kim Kardashian's current pregnancy.
Kanye, however, says her pants are on fire.
Justin Bieber + Miley Cyrus May or May Not Be Hooking Up [VIDEO]
In a chain of events that some feel brings to mind the harbingers of death in the book of Revelation, Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber were spotted canoodling at a Los Angeles hot spot over the weekend before leaving together.
Gilbert Gottfried, John Cusack, Patrick Stewart + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (June 11) celebrities got political, rediscovered themselves, ate dinner, paid tribute to pets, and dealt with flooded inboxes.
His Holiness Kanye West Demands You Not Speak In His Presence [VIDEO]
Paparazzos are sometimes annoying or aggressive. A photog who caught up with Kanye West (en route to cure a leper, probs) in New York this weekend was being neither -- but that didn't stop Yeezus from throwing a holy hissy fit.
Listen Up, Channing Tatum: Snooki Has Some Parenting Advice for You [VIDEO]
Now that Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan are parents, it makes sense that they would immediately receive unsolicited advice from Snooki. (MTV pays her for that now, you know.)