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![Man Totally Out of Ideas Use Feces to Hush Noisy Neighbor](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/04/Poop.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Man Totally Out of Ideas Use Feces to Hush Noisy Neighbor
It's safe to say the poop hit the fan.
![Idiot Runs Into Burning House to Save Beer](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/04/Beer.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Idiot Runs Into Burning House to Save Beer
The only time it's not okay to enjoy a nice cold one is when it's trapped inside a big hot one.
![Twerking Vixen Causes Ugly Car Crash](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/04/Twerking1.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Twerking Vixen Causes Ugly Car Crash
Save your moves for the dance floor.
![Man Stabbed to Death After Complaining Newspaper Delivery Was Late](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/04/Newspaper.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Man Stabbed to Death After Complaining Newspaper Delivery Was Late
Extra! Extra! Read all about it!
![Jerk Chimp Flings Poop at Innocent Grandmother](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/04/Chimp.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Jerk Chimp Flings Poop at Innocent Grandmother
A family trip to the zoo ended about as badly as it could have for one sweet old lady.
![World’s Fastest Bumper Car Zooms at a Sick 100 Miles Per Hour](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/03/Bumper1.jpg?w=980&q=75)
World’s Fastest Bumper Car Zooms at a Sick 100 Miles Per Hour
Bumper cars as you know them will never be the same.
![College Students Have Invented Cure for Hangovers. Seriously.](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/03/Hangover.jpg?w=980&q=75)
College Students Have Invented Cure for Hangovers. Seriously.
Let's drink a toast to these innovators.
![This Car Magically Soars Over Traffic With Amazing Ease](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/03/Hum.jpg?w=980&q=75)
This Car Magically Soars Over Traffic With Amazing Ease
This car rises head and shoulders above all others.
![Dude Jumps Into Crocodile-Filled Water to Score a Date](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/03/Lee-De-Paauw.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Dude Jumps Into Crocodile-Filled Water to Score a Date
She may break his heart, but that won't hurt nearly as much as what he's already been through.
![Grown Woman Attacks Mom With a Cheeseburger](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/03/Cheeseburger.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Grown Woman Attacks Mom With a Cheeseburger
It's the most mouth-watering crime we've ever heard.
![Dudes Who Shotgunned a Beer on Shark’s Mouth — Cool or Cruel?](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/03/Shark.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Dudes Who Shotgunned a Beer on Shark’s Mouth — Cool or Cruel?
This is not what they mean when they say "drink like a fish."
![Guys Go On Shooting Spree After Getting Pizza With Wrong Toppings](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/03/Pizza.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Guys Go On Shooting Spree After Getting Pizza With Wrong Toppings
Control your rage, people.