Wes

Hey everybody. My real name is Wes. My fake radio name is Nessman. I'm a lifelong radio guy and more importantly a guy who just loves being around music. I've written over 8,000 articles, and if I've ever offended you, I'm sorry, I had to write over 8,000 articles. I love comedy and getting up when everyone else is still asleep. I'm also the co-owner of Nightmare On 19th Street, one of Texas' premier Halloween attractions. I believe strongly in blood donation and in helping animals. You're always welcome to email me at: wes.nessman@townsquaremedia.com

You Don’t Have To Be A Minister To Marry Couples In Texas

Some of us would rather not bother with a church wedding.

The 5 Worst Foods You Run Across in Texas

I understand that you and I have different tastes. Some of these items may make you say "yum." Well, you're wrong.

Have You Visited the Most Haunted Place in Texas?

Death, voices, and other bumps in the night. Have you heard about the Houston Spaghetti Warehouse in Houston, Texas?

Woman Squirts Blood Out of Butt Cheek Like a Jelly Donut [NSFW Video]

I certainly hope the title of this blog turns a lot of people away. This isn't for everybody. A friend of ours had surgery and woke up feeling a little uncomfortable.

Watch Porn Star Mia Khalifa Twerk to a Song About Mia Khalifa

Okay, so I never really got the whole "twerking" thing. It just seems kind of dumb to me. This video of porn star Mia Khalifa dancing in her bed, however, may be responsible for giving you a very inappropriate chub. Yeah, I said it.

Texas A&M Player’s Assistant Coach Punches West Virginia Players [VIDEO]

A Texas A&M student coach is in hot water after taking some cheap shots at West Virgina University players yesterday. Michael Richardson was on the Aggie team until an injury killed his career in 2012. This didn't stop him from being “the 12th man” for the Aggies yesterday.

Have You Seen the Kim Kardashian Coffee Machine? [VIDEO]

Oh, the sights and sounds of this one are perfect. Perfect, but kind of gross too. It's a simple gag: just tape that naked Kim Kardashian picture to your automatic coffee maker and you have an awesome combination of funny and awful.

Texas Boy Mispronounces ‘Pushed Me’ in the Worst Possible Way [VIDEO]

A young boy from Amarillo tried to tell his dad that his mom pushed him, but he couldn't quite say "pushed me" correctly. So, what does the kid say? Well, I'll leave that up to you to figure out, but it does sound a heck of a lot like a certain dirty word.