Hey everybody. My real name is Wes. My fake radio name is Nessman. I'm a lifelong radio guy and more importantly a guy who just loves being around music. I've written over 8700 articles, and if I've ever offended you, I'm sorry, I had to write over 8,700 articles. I love comedy and getting up when everyone else is still asleep. I'm also the co-owner of Halloween attractions in Lubbock and Austin (haunted theme parks). I believe strongly in blood donation and in helping animals. I used to keep fish and I was a co-owner of the Freaky Tiki Tavern. I still lift weights daily and love to cook. I am also an ordained minister and I am officially a Count. Some people think it's weird but I eat Ramen every day. I've met and was able to interview more than my fair share of people you've heard on the radio. More than anything I want you to know that I've done a pretty good job of beating depression and you can too. You're always welcome to email me at: firstname.lastname@example.org
Could This Tex-Mex Inspired Ramen Be The New Thing?
This take on "Birra Ramen" may be an award winner.
Is This Really The Number One Dessert In All Of Texas?
Even though it's rarely top of the mind, you've had it a million times.
Is It Legal To Pour Your Cooking Grease Down The Drain In Texas?
What do you do with your used cooking grease? Some people are very economical and use only enough oil for what they're doing, and/or store the rest for next time. But what if you've had, say a fish fry and there's just more used oil than you can store...
Could Texas Ban Social Media For Kids?
How about we change this headline to "Could Texas be more derp, derp"?
You Don’t Have To Be A Minister To Marry Couples In Texas
Some of us would rather not bother with a church wedding.
The 5 Worst Foods You Run Across in Texas
I understand that you and I have different tastes. Some of these items may make you say "yum." Well, you're wrong.
Have You Visited the Most Haunted Place in Texas?
Death, voices, and other bumps in the night. Have you heard about the Houston Spaghetti Warehouse in Houston, Texas?
Woman Squirts Blood Out of Butt Cheek Like a Jelly Donut [NSFW Video]
I certainly hope the title of this blog turns a lot of people away. This isn't for everybody. A friend of ours had surgery and woke up feeling a little uncomfortable.
Watch Porn Star Mia Khalifa Twerk to a Song About Mia Khalifa
Okay, so I never really got the whole "twerking" thing. It just seems kind of dumb to me. This video of porn star Mia Khalifa dancing in her bed, however, may be responsible for giving you a very inappropriate chub. Yeah, I said it.
Texas A&M Player’s Assistant Coach Punches West Virginia Players [VIDEO]
A Texas A&M student coach is in hot water after taking some cheap shots at West Virgina University players yesterday. Michael Richardson was on the Aggie team until an injury killed his career in 2012. This didn't stop him from being “the 12th man” for the Aggies yesterday.
Have You Seen the Kim Kardashian Coffee Machine? [VIDEO]
Oh, the sights and sounds of this one are perfect. Perfect, but kind of gross too. It's a simple gag: just tape that naked Kim Kardashian picture to your automatic coffee maker and you have an awesome combination of funny and awful.
Texas Boy Mispronounces ‘Pushed Me’ in the Worst Possible Way [VIDEO]
A young boy from Amarillo tried to tell his dad that his mom pushed him, but he couldn't quite say "pushed me" correctly. So, what does the kid say? Well, I'll leave that up to you to figure out, but it does sound a heck of a lot like a certain dirty word.