Funny Stuff

Along with putting up a tree, hanging lights, and making strings of popcorn; watching Claymation Christmas specials was a huge tradition in many homes each holiday season.

Whether they are just visiting, or they are moving here, there seems to be no shortage of people who ask some pretty dumb questions about Abilene.

They say laughter is the best medicine and if that's the case, then comedian Bert Kreischer will heal all that ails ya when he brings his "Berty Boy Tour" to Abilene on Thursday, December 9th.

But I'm Not Offended

We've all heard the saying that nothing good happens after midnight or 2 a.m., and such was the case down in Victoria about a week ago when a brawl broke out at IHOP.

Some are easy, but some might have you scratching your head. No worries, though, I have included the answers for each.

Don't mess with Texas...unless you're from Texas.

These could easily be on a bumper sticker, t-shirt, or even printed on the wrappers that Allsup's burritos come in.

We used to call time and temp all the time as kids, but apparently, that phone number still exists. But, is there still the need?

I don't know about you, but my patio and backyard have seen an unusual amount of flies this year. Well, I found some awesome stuff to kill em.

So these poor trees don't die in vain, I have come up with a list of ways you can use your phone book.

Whether on vacation or meeting a newcomer in town, we've all been met with some outlandish statements from people who know nothing about Abilene