Last Minute Halloween Costume Ideas

It’s go time. Zero hour. Halloween is upon us!

For some people, it’s the time to put the finishing touches on the costumes they’ve meticulously planned for weeks or even months.  For others, it’s a panicked dash to put together something, anything, that will LOOK like they’ve put a lot of effort into.

It’s for these people that I’ve created this list of Last Minute Costume Ideas.

First, for people looking for a single, non-couple costume:

Buy some bun-length hotdogs. Put them on your fingers and go as the hot dog finger people from “Everything, Everywhere, all at Once”. Could also work as a group contest.

If you’re a bald white guy, go as the Rock’s Caucasian Wax Figure.

Knife-dancing Britney Spears.

Sexy Donna Kelce

Joe Biden’s dog Commander Biting Victim

Zombie Mitch McConnell (basically, Mitch McConnell)

Post-Op Vince McMahon

Gay Pride Parade Mike Pence

Prison Orange Sam Bankman-Fried

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Now, for some couples' costume ideas (that aren’t Barbie and Ken or Taylor and Travis)

She goes as Amber Heard. He goes as the poop emoji

Lauren Boebert and Beetlejuice

Alec Baldwin and a female cinematographer

Gender-swap Ken and Barbie

New Jersey Senator Bob Menendez and his wife as Pharaoh and Cleopatra

The two kids who found all the blow in “Cocaine Bear”

Apology-tour Ashton and Mila Kunis

Oppenheimer and Einstein