Missions That Probably Won’t Be in Grand Theft Auto 5

We're excited for Grand Theft Auto 5. It's going to be Rockstar's biggest open world game ever, which is saying something, because Rockstar really goes all-in on this front. But, let's be realistic -- you won't be able to do everything in this game. Not that that's necessarily a bad thing. After all, you don't want to take time out from gameplay to buy toilet paper. Here are a few Missions That Probably Won't Be in Grand Theft Auto 5.

Spend quality time with the kids

Get a chiropractic adjustment

Mow the lawn on your sweet John Deere

Stumble upon LMFAO on Venice Beach

Get snuggly with Kumiko, your Japanese body pillow

Make a pizza from scratch

Slap all your troubles away with a Slap Chop

Go to a tail gate party before the big game

Pay your unpaid parking tickets

-- Concepts by Christine Gritmon and Nick Nadel

-- Photoshops by Christine Gritmon