StarDust: Tom Cruise Wanted to Become a Priest, Then He Stole the Blood of Christ + More

- Tom Cruise was almost a priest. Until the fathers caught him swiping the sacrificial wine. [Bohomoth]

- Harry Styles wouldn't mind getting himself a piece of Jennifer Lawrence. Take a number, pal. [PopCrush]

- Drake makes it rain $50,000 at a strip club, basically flooding the floor with cash. [Rickey]

- Madonna's album 'Ray of Light' is 15 years old. Next year, it gets to drive. [Idolator]

- Emma Stone tweets a confusing anagram and everyone automatically assumes she's single. [IDLYITW]

- Harrison Ford joins 'Anchorman 2' because hey, why not. [ScreenCrush]

- Here's Elizabeth Banks reprising her role as Effie Trinket in 'Catching Fire.' [Hypable]

- Kate Upton was once an awkward high schooler just like the rest of us. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Barbara Walters is back after a month-long absence dealing with chicken pox. [SeriouslyOMG]

- La Toya Jackson is peddling Michael's kids for her own nefarious purposes. [Jezebel]

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