World Toe Wrestling Is Causing Quite a Stink

To put it quite simply, you do not want to go toe-to-toe with Alan ‘Nasty’ Nash.

The 53-year-old British man toppled the field to claim the World Toe Wrestling Championship in the men’s field last weekend

Nash has now won the title for a staggering 10 consecutive years (we’ll skip the lame joke about what a great feat that is), which means he’s at the forefront of a dynasty that blows anything the Yankees or Celtics have done out of the water.

Nash takes the sport pretty seriously. He goes to the gym three days a week, where we can only assume he does lots and lots of toe curls.

Toe wrestling itself reportedly dates back to medieval times before enjoying a revival in the 1970s. Unlike disco, bell bottoms and Bachman-Turner Overdrive, though, toe wrestling seems like it may be here to stay.

As for Nash, we say anyone who dominates a sport so thoroughly for so long needs to be checked for steroids. His big toe might be just a little too big.