Man Totally Out of Ideas Use Feces to Hush Noisy Neighbor
It's safe to say the poop hit the fan.
Idiot Runs Into Burning House to Save Beer
The only time it's not okay to enjoy a nice cold one is when it's trapped inside a big hot one.
Twerking Vixen Causes Ugly Car Crash
Save your moves for the dance floor.
Man Stabbed to Death After Complaining Newspaper Delivery Was Late
Extra! Extra! Read all about it!
Jerk Chimp Flings Poop at Innocent Grandmother
A family trip to the zoo ended about as badly as it could have for one sweet old lady.
World’s Fastest Bumper Car Zooms at a Sick 100 Miles Per Hour
Bumper cars as you know them will never be the same.
College Students Have Invented Cure for Hangovers. Seriously.
Let's drink a toast to these innovators.
This Car Magically Soars Over Traffic With Amazing Ease
This car rises head and shoulders above all others.
Dude Jumps Into Crocodile-Filled Water to Score a Date
She may break his heart, but that won't hurt nearly as much as what he's already been through.
Grown Woman Attacks Mom With a Cheeseburger
It's the most mouth-watering crime we've ever heard.
Dudes Who Shotgunned a Beer on Shark’s Mouth — Cool or Cruel?
This is not what they mean when they say "drink like a fish."
Guys Go On Shooting Spree After Getting Pizza With Wrong Toppings
Control your rage, people.