Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris in ‘Chuck Norris’ [VIDEO]

They say Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares at them until they tell him what he wants to know.  Check out the most awesome movie that you will never see.

Found this on YouTube the other day.

It stars Chuck Norris, is produced and directed by Chuck Norris...(and we assume he did the fight choreography.)  Watch as he solves a murder, stops a mob war, saves the girl, battles in the drug war and fights multiple ninja, and terrorists.

(For real... Catch Chuck in the upcoming "The Expendables 2" August 17 2012.)