Brad Pitt Is Jealous That the Media Thinks Matt Damon Is a Total Bore
In things you never thought you'd hear, Brad Pitt is jealous of Matt Damon. And no, it has nothing to do with Damon's Oscar-winning turn as a screenwriter. Instead, Brad is jealous that Matt is famous, but not so famous that he can't walk places without being mobbed by paparazzi.
And to that we say, this is what happens when you shack up with Angelina Jolie and adopt the world together.