Chip Sandalwood

For all the industries that have been shipped overseas, America is still the entertainment capital of the world. And what better way to celebrate our great nation than with its greatest exports? In honor of July 4th, here are 10 patriotic classics that are sure to turn the silver screen red, white and blue.

They say the best offense is a good defense, and that adage certainly holds true for this cat fight. Though the white cat clearly has a few pounds on his spotted foe, once Patches goes into his Bruce Lee cobra-attack pose, the skirmish is basically over before it even had the chance to begin. Watch this cat turn into a snake below.

We won’t blame you if the idea of mixing Michael Jackson with pole dancing sounds absolutely terrifying. But rest assured, the only unfortunate thing about this video of a midair acrobat “moonwalking”  his way up and down the pole is how short it is. We could watch this for hours!

This cute puppy can’t wait to play fetch with the new arrival. Unfortunately, he doesn’t realize the baby can barely sit up, let alone toss a ball. Still, the little guy is determined to get on the bed to play. Hang in there buddy. You’re almost there!

When it comes to serious haunted houses, if they want to scare you, they’re probably going to scare you. So as much as ABC 7′s Kimberly Craig was hoping to walk out of Pontiac, Michigan’s 4-story, Guinness World Record holding Erebus Haunted Attraction with little more than a few goosebumps, ultimately she wound helpless on the floor, surrounded by zombies.

There’s nothing like an eagle entangling itself in your parachute to turn a relaxing paragliding session over the Himalayas into a heart-pounding plunge to the ground. Fortunately for the Russian paraglider in this video, his reserve chute deployed without a hitch.

When it comes to getting around, nothing beats the comfort and style of a tortoise. Sure there are faster methods of travel, but how many come with their own driver? Or feature premium tortoise shell styling inside and out? Just one, and that’s why more chickens choose tortoises when it comes to all their travel needs.

If this video of one gecko saving another gecko from a deadly snake is any indication, you could do a lot worse than having a gecko look out for your safety. No wonder the gecko is the spokesperson for GEICO.

What’s cuter than a cat named Jumbo Pillow eating pumpkin strips while dressed in a pumpkin costume? Honestly, nothing. But if you don’t believe us, feel free to take a look for yourself.

When it comes to attacking cameras, people tend to do it because they don’t want to be filmed. When you see a dog going after a camera though, that’s usually because he’s looking for a new friend. Such was probably the case in this video where a dog, cast aside by a surprise marriage proposal, leaves the happy couple to their premarital bliss and makes a beeline for the camera that was secret

As you might have heard, Libyan dictator Muammar Gaddafi has been killed. While the news came as a surprise, Gaddafi’s death was actually predicted by the short-lived, late 80s’ sitcom ‘Second Chance‘ in an episode set in the far-flung future year of 2011. Creepy!

When it comes to promoting your company’s Facebook page, there’s locking yourself in a room listening to Duck Sauce’s ‘Barbra Streisand’ dance club hit on repeat for 36 hours straight and then there’s everything else. While most sane people tend to go the ‘everything else’ route, Nick and Dan, hosts of the Australian online music show Poncho.tv, decided to go with Babs.