Frank Pain

Local Bands Unite for ‘Mookie Fest’, a Concert to Benefit Abilene Musician with Cancer
Above all else, one thing you can say about Abilene area bands is that they take care of their own. It doesn’t matter if it’s day or night, rain or shine…it’s a brotherhood, a family that is there to carry the weight when one of their ‘family’ needs help.
Well, this happens to be one of those times. Mike ‘Mookie’ Morgan, guitarist for Rear Naked Choke, was recently diagnosed with cancer and instea
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Grandma Celebrates Her Team’s Win with a Beer Bong [VIDEO]
In my opinion, there’s nothing more exciting than college football.
Don’t get me wrong, I love all levels of football, but the college games are the most fun to watch.
Apparently, they’re so much fun that it inspires ol’ ladies to chug on a beer bong after a victory.

Hilarious Video of Dolphin Humping Woman
Your curiosity is peaked just by reading the headline, right? Yeah, mine was too.
I don’t know the story behind this video other than it looks like some gal was at one of those places that had dolphin shows or swimming with dolphins programs. As the ‘instructors’ looked on, this lady was mounted by ‘Flipper’ and apparently enjoyed it.
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Father ‘Jams Out’ at Concert While Son Looks Away [VIDEO]
During your childhood, how many times did your parents do something that embarrassed you?
While I’m not sure if this kid is embarrassed of his black sock wearing, goofy dancing father, I do know I would have been had it been my dad. The father and son are sitting down at some sort of electronica concert and the dad is showing off his best boogie skills while the kid digs a booger out of his nose.
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Dusty Hill, of ZZ Top, Campaigns for the Aid of Our Veterans [VIDEO]
How many times have you seen a ‘homeless’ person on the side of the road with a sign that read ‘Homeless Veteran, Please Help’?
Probably too many times to count.
Well, over 60,000 veterans are on the street or in shelters and Dusty Hill, of ZZ Top, went to the web to campaign for the help for our veterans.
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Dallas Cowboys Owner Shoots for ‘Street Cred’ as He Raps in Papa John’s Commercial [VIDEO]
Pizza and football definitely go together. But, Jerry Jones rapping about pizza and football don’t.
For years, the failings of the Dallas Cowboys have caused fans to point fingers at Tony Romo and his girlfriends, golf and stupid smile. Now, Cowboys fans can blame Jerry Jones and his pizza rap if the team fails to win it all.
Can starring in a pizza commercial cause a professional sports team to l

Mother Arrested for Child Fatality; 2 Other Children Injured. What are Your Thoughts?
Bigcountryhomepage.com reported that Tiffany N. Klapheke, 22, was arrested after the death of one child and bodily injury on her 2 other children.
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The Painman Records Chaz’s Hilarious Return from the Dentist [VIDEO]
The older we get, the more frail our bodies become. So is evident with the latest in the life of Chaz.
Apparently Chaz broke a tooth, so off to the dentist he went to get everything in his mouth fixed. Well, you can’t go to the dentist for major work like that without expecting a little anesthesia. Chaz may not have expected it, but I did. So, I decided to get my iPhone ready to record his return.

iPickup, the App for Guys Who Need Help with Pickup Lines – Pain’s Package
Well, this edition of Pain’s Package focuses on an app that helps all those tongue-tied guys with pickup lines. How many times have you met a girl but didn’t know what to say? Well, there’s an app for that, it’s called iPickup.

From Dog Shaming to Radio Shaming – Check Out These Funny Pictures
There’s a website that features the most innocent-looking dogs (and other animals) posing with owner-written signs that reveal their bad behavior. Well, after perusing through that site for a while, it gave me the idea to do the same with people I work with.
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Football Season is Here, Time to Watch the Funniest Football Stand-up Bit Ever [VIDEO]
Men and women everywhere are gearing up for another exciting season of football, be it pee-wee, junior high, high school, college or pro. Football breeds incomparable excitement. It is also the subject of one of the funniest stand-up bits ever as performed by Bob Nelson.

Avoid Death – Get Tested for West Nile Virus
Mosquitoes suck!
Literally, they suck blood from unsuspecting victims. They are also carriers of diseases and virus, like the West Nile Virus.
As a matter of fact, you can actually die from West Nile Virus if the infection gets bad enough.