I guess it's official. I'm old. I got my AARP card and welcome kit in the mail yesterday. These guys are good. It arrived three weeks shy of my 50th birthday. 

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My wife thought it was extremely funny, especially my reaction to it. She had several quips and one-liners. I let her go on for about two minutes before she caught herself.  She realized that she will be getting her card in about a year and a half.

On the good side of the equation, you can best believe that I'm going to send in the membership fee.  I feel like I've earned those discounts at restaurants, hotels, and airlines if for no other reason than reaching that big 5-0.

But I will be offended if they offer me the discount without me showing the card!  I've got my pride....at least the little of it that's left. (see aarp.org)

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