Alexandra Capotorto in the business of writing pop culture-y stuff for two reasons: Britney Spears and Johnny Depp, one to befriend, the other to reproduce with. Figure that out yourselves. Her friends have dubbed her their official "Walking Encyclopedia of Celebrity Knowledge," which she thrives on and abuses to not-so-subconsciously inflate her own ego. Her only regret in life is not getting to E! before Giuliana Rancic and Chelsea Handler, because the latter essentially stole her identity - but they're cool now. Kind of. She's convinced that she could simultaneously win 'The Voice' and an Academy Award in a one year time period, given her fantastic shower-singing and ability to over-dramatize everything, but she'll settle for being a writer. Key word being "settle." She's sarcastic and witty, and takes nothing and no one seriously. She recites lines from movies mid-conversation much to the dismay of her "friends" - but at least she gives them someone to talk about afterward. Most importantly, she holds a B.A. in Print Journalism from Quinnipiac University, but only because her parents forced her to go. She would've preferred slumming it in Beverly Hills as Britney Spears' assistant/BFF.
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The Ugliest Celebrity Mugshots Ever
Mugshots are basically a rite of passage for celebrities. But while some stars look just as good with that awful grey background as they do on a red carpet, others are a bit less glamorous.
Odd Jobs Celebrities Had Before They Were Famous
Some celebrities pop up overnight, helped along by a star-making performance that makes it seem as if they came out of nowhere. But before all that fame and glamour and easy money, plenty of celebs had to actually workto make ends meet -- and a lot of them had some pretty bizarre occupations along the way...
Today in Celebrity Wombs: Kristen Bell and Beverley Mitchell Are Both Knocked Up
First comes love, then comes engagement, then comes morning sickness -- at least that's the Hollywood way, and Kristen Bell and 'Parenthood' star Dax Shepard are no exception to the rule.
Oh, and Beverley Mitchell -- Jessica Biel's BFF and '7th Heaven' co-star -- announced she's expecting, too.
Someone Wants to Put Miley Cyrus in Porn
Sometimes it's tough for a Disney starlet to shed her good-girl image, but starring in porn would definitely do it. And Miley Cyrus has an offer on the table to do just that.
Joe Simpson Says He Still Likes the Ladybits
Even though Joe Simpson and wife Tina filed for divorce not too long ago amid rumors Papa Joe had switched alliances and was now playing for Team Twink, he says all that scuttlebutt simply isn't true.
Sharon Osbourne’s Double Mastectomy Made Her Swear Off All Plastic Surgery
Sharon Osbourne has announced that she recently underwent a double mastectomy, so spooked was she by carrying a gene that elevated her chances of getting breast cancer.
Eva Longoria Dumps Mark Sanchez
Looks like one of Hollywood's most notorious cougars has cast aside another cub: Actress Eva Longoria, 37, and New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez, 25, are kaput.
Daniel Radcliffe Is Back on the Market
Listen up, 'Harry Potter' nerds. Your chance to ride Daniel Radcliffe's (broom)stick is nigh -- seems Radcliffe and girlfriend Rosie Coker have officially called it quits.
Lindsay Lohan Gets Another ‘F’ for Attendance
Lindsay Lohan recently said she's voting for Mitt Romney because "employment is very important right now," but leave it to her to have a paying gig -- and then bail on it.
Christina Aguilera Says Not Wearing Panties Gives Power to Her Ladybits [VIDEO]
In a stunning (it's not stunning) revelation, Christina Aguilera told the world that she doesn't wear panties. Ever.
Thanks, Xtina. Now we can't get that image out of our heads. Ever.
Noted Tool Sam Lufti Goes to Court Against Britney Spears + Her Family
Explosive allegations from douchebag hanger-on Sam Lufti were made public on Thursday when his trial against Britney Spears and her family began in Los Angeles.
‘American Idol’ Tries to Make Us Believe the Minaj-Carey War Isn’t For Ratings
Nigel Lythgoe, producer of 'American Idol' (and just about every other FOX reality show), insists that smackdown between Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj was very real and wasn't conjured up by the publicity-hungry suits at the network.
Not because they'd never do such a thing, but because the timing is way off.