It happens to all of us at some time or another. Boredom. I absolutely despise being bored and it can strike at anytime - at home, on the job, in the car.

Fortunately I think I have found a pretty good way to cure those boredom blues. Take advantage and make a call to one of these funny phone numbers. But be careful. These are not your usual numbers.

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A recent blog from Logic Publishers lists some of the best numbers to give someone the brush off or even talk to Santa Claus. The famous 867-5309 is only the beginning. Scroll on and you'll see what I mean. You've got to check out these digits.


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1. The Rejection Line: 605-475-6968

If you have someone nagging and nagging for your phone number, give them this one and it takes care of the rest. You never know when you might need it.


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2. Santa's Hotline: 951-262-3062

It's never too early to give Santa your Christmas list. Talk to the big man himself. This number is a family favorite.


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Photo: Deagreez/Getty Images

3. Things Could Always Be Worse Line: 605-475-6964

Know somebody who pouts and sticks out that lip? Things could always be worse. Let them know by giving them this number. It works great for complainers.


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4. Keep an Idiot Busy Hotline: 605-475-6962

Want to get in a jab with a smart-mouth cousin? Give them this number that takes shots at their intelligence level. Caution, it may be too much for some people.


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5. Am I Too Drunk Hotline: 605-475-6958

Test your sobriety with this one. Of course, if you're not able to dial the number, you may already have your answer.


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Photo: Khosrork/Getty Images

6. Your Breath Is Funky Hotline: 605-475-6959

Stanky breath is the worst thing to bring up in conversation. Let this number do it for you on the backside.


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7. You Complain Too Much Line: 605-475-6973

We all know that person who complains way too much. But, telling them isn't easy. Pass along this number and let it do the talking for you.


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8. Callin' Oates: 719-25-OATES

Any day is a good day to hear some Hall and Oates. Let this pop duo put a smile on your face with some of their popular hits.


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Photo: Wikimedia Commons

9. Murray Bauman: 618-625-8313

After being all over season four of Stranger Things, did you manage to spot Murray Bauman's number? Here it is. Call and see what he has to say.


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10. The Divorce Hotline: 605-675-6960

Do you have a friend who is unhappy with their marriage? Passing along a discreet number may be the way to go. Get connected to real counselors whether it's for you or someone else.

The above list of numbers can entertain for hours, get the message across, or just get even. It's up to you to decide what number is best to use and when. So, the next time you get bored, reach for your phone and have some fun.

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