If you’re a regular shopper at Kmart or Sears, you may soon have fewer places to spend your money — parent company Sears Holdings has said that in light of decreased holiday sales, it’ll close at least 100 stores in the coming months.
A man goes into a Sears store in Middletown, New Jersey to return a weed whacker. No that's not the opening line of a joke, but the rest of the story is pretty funny.